当然，男人当中亦不乏刷洗干 净洁身自好的"，甚至还有油头粉面衣冠楚楚的，但大体讲来，男 人消耗肥皂和水的数量要比较少些。
There are of course no lack of men who always make a point of keeping themselves spick-and-span.
某一男校，对于学生洗澡是强 迫的，入浴签名，每周计核，对于不曾人浴的初步惩罚是宣布姓名， 最后的断然处置是定期强迫人浴，并派员监视，然而日久玩生，签 名簿中尚不无浮冒情事。
And some of them even make up heavily and dress respectably.
有些男人，西装裤尽管挺直，他的耳后脖 根，土壤肥沃，常常宜于种麦！
But, generally speaking, men consume a smaller quantity of soap and water than women.
袜子手绢不知随时洗涤，常常日积 月累，到处塞藏，等到无可使用时，再从那一堆污垢存货当中拣选 比较干净的去应急。
A certain boys' school made it compulsory for its students to take a bath regularly.
有些男人的手绢，拿出来硬像是土灰面制的百 果糕，黑糊糊粘成一团，而且内容丰富。
Every student had to sign his name before taking a bath so that the school authorities could conduct a weekly checkup.
男人的一双脚，多半好像 是天然的具有泡菜霉干菜再加糖蒜的味道，所谓"濯足万里流"是 有道理的，小小的一盆水确是无济于事，然而多少男人却连这一盆 水都吝而不用，怕伤元气。
Those who violated the regulation for the first time would have their names published.
两脚既然如此之脏，偏偏有些"逐臭之 夫〞喜于脚上藏垢纳污之处往复挖掘，然后嗅其手指，引以为乐！
The drastic measure for those who repeated the offence was to force them to take a bath regularly under surveillance.
多少男人洗脸都是专洗本部，边疆一概不理，洗脸完毕，手背可以 不湿，有的男人是在结婚后才开始刷牙。"扪虱而谈""的是男人。
Nevertheless, abuses erept in with time.
男 人的脏大概是由于懒。
Forgery was often discovered among the signatures.
对了！
Some men, although they wear smooth-ironed Western-style pants, leave much dirt behind their ears and around their necks so much that it is good enough for growing wheat!
男人懒。
Their unwashed socks and handkerchiefs accumulate and are left here and there in unseen corners.
他可以懒洋洋坐在旋椅上，五官四肢，连同他的 脑筋(假如有)，一概停止活动，像呆鸟一般："不闻夫博弈者乎" 那段话是专对男人说的。
When no more clean ones are available, some of the less dirty ones are picked out from the filthy stock to meet an urgent need.
他若是上街买东西，很少时候能令他的妻 子满意，他总是不肯多问几家"，怕跑腿，怕费话，怕讲价钱。
Men's handkerchiefs, curled up into blackened balls, look like fruit cakes made of wholemeal flour and have a very rich content of their own.
什么 消 事他都嫌麻烦，除了指使别人替他做的事之外，他像残废人一样，对 于什么事都愿坐享其成，而名之月"室家之乐"。
Men's feet, for the most part, seem to have a distinctive smell of their own, like that of pickles, dried vegetables and sweetened garlic all mixed together.
紧毗连着"懒"的是"馋"。
There is some truth in the saying, The running water of a long river is good for washing one's feet." Therefore, it goes without saying that a small basin of water will hardly suffice for the same purpose.
男人大概有好胃口的居多。
But lots of men begrudge using even a mere basin of water to KO o0/ 289 wash their feet --- perhaps for fear of sapping their vitality and spirit!
他的嘴， 用在吃的方面的时候多，他吃饭时总要在菜碟里发现至少一英寸见 方半英寸厚的肉，才能算是没有吃素。
Dirty as their feet are, some men are so eccentric as to indulge in passing their fingers repeatedly among their stinking toes and then smelling their fingers with gusto.
几天不见肉，他就喊"嘴里 要淡出乌儿来！"©有一个人半年没有吃鸡，看见了鸡毛帚就流涎三 尺。
Some men, when they wash up, they concentrate only on the face proper, without touching the rest of the head and without wetting the back of the hand.
一餐盛馔之后，他的人生观都能改变，对于什么都乐观起来。
Some do not brush their teeth until after they get married.
一 个男人在吃一顿好饭的时候，他脸上的表情硬是在感谢上天待人不 薄：他饭后街着一根牙签，红光满面，硬是觉得可以骄人。
The addiction to "chatting while cracking body lice with fingernails" is unique to men only.
主中馈 的是女人，修食谱的是男人。
Probably, men's uncleanliness is due to their laziness.
男人多半自私。
Indeed, men are lazy.
他的人生观中有一基本认识，即宇宙一切均是为 了他的舒适而安排下来的。
You will find them lolling in a revolving chair, dumb like a wooden chicken, their five sense organs, their four limbs as well as their brain (if any) a all at a complete standstill.
除了在做事赚钱的时候不得不忍气吞声地 向人奴膝婢颜外，他.总是要做出一副老爷相。
What Confucius says about those who eat their fill all day without doing any work obviously refers to men exclusively.